Because I’m a Russian! Biologically, Russians eat caviar as their staple food. And vodka! Both biologically contain all the required nutrient for a day.
- Каспер, это Цитадель! Зафиксировано попадание по “Мирмидонцу”.
- Уважаю, шеф… прямо в пятак.
— “Коготь”, Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. (via gqdsvault)
- Есть вообще мнения, что происходит? Командование ничего нам не рассказывает.
- Стандартная процедура, Коготь. Называется - Операция “Меньше знаешь - крепче спишь”.
— Дэвид Креншоу, Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. (via gqdsvault)
- Внимание “Ястребам”! Еще одна группа штурмовиков, курс 060!
- Скажите, пусть потом перезвонят! Мы тут и так крутимся, как можем!
— Дэвид Креншоу, Tom Clancy’s H.A.W.X. (via gqdsvault)
- It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure!
- I hate adventures!
- Perfect!!! You hired!
— Runaway brain
- It’s amazing!
- What’s up now, Toreno?
- This history. It’s all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess.
— GTA San Andreas
// Toreno reads book “Conspiracy theory”.
// Toreno reads book “Conspiracy theory”.
- Hey Carl. You gotta stay nice and low on your approach or you’ll pop up on the radar. Use the canyon as cover.
- You sure this thing’s safe, I can see daylight through the floor?
- Hey, in that thing you look like an enthusiast. The US Air Force is less likely to shoot you down.
- Cool. What’s the problem then?
- I said less likely. If you did as many amphetamines as these guys do, you’d be lucky not to shoot anything that moves.
- Aw, shit.
- Hey, just stay low and you’ll be fine.
— GTA San Andreas
// “n.o.e.” mission.
// “n.o.e.” mission.
- Hey Carl! What do you think of our new base of operations?
- It’s missing something. Maybe a tennis court and a pool would help motivate me better.
- Very nice Carl, very cute.
— GTA San Andreas
- What’s the plan?
- I’m gonna pull alongside and you’re gonna hop on board!
- Oh shit, you did not mention that on the phone.
- It’ll be a walk in the park!
- Tell Kendl I love her!
— GTA San Andreas
A girl’s heart is like a haunted house!
— Kira☆Kira
キラ☆キラ
キラ☆キラ
The Truth: I’m in Bayside, Whole town is crawling with dudes in black suits. I need your help, CJ! I’ve done some mushrooms, but it hasn’t calmed me down at all. CJ! They’re after me!
— GTA San Andreas
// Rescuing The Truth
// From Hidden text FAQ
// Rescuing The Truth
// From Hidden text FAQ
Toreno: Carl…
CJ: Hell! What do you want?
Toreno: Relax. Listen. Can you fly a plane?
CJ: No. Next question.
— GTA San Andreas
// Learning To Fly (Verdant Meadows Flight School)
// From Hidden text FAQ
// Learning To Fly (Verdant Meadows Flight School)
// From Hidden text FAQ
CJ: Man, you guys play hard!
Zero: I told you, Carl, this is war, just on a tiny scale!
— GTA San Andreas
// A Tank Mission For Zero
// From Hidden text FAQ
// A Tank Mission For Zero
// From Hidden text FAQ
It’s a tiny soviet invasion!
— GTA San Andreas
// A Tank Mission For Zero
// From Hidden text FAQ
// A Tank Mission For Zero
// From Hidden text FAQ
Make love toys, not war toys!
— GTA San Andreas
// A Tank Mission For Zero
// From Hidden text FAQ
// A Tank Mission For Zero
// From Hidden text FAQ
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